25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 22, 2026)

Sometimes parenting is just something you gotta tweet about. It's tough to be a parent. Maybe you feel like you're the only one going through what you're going through. You're the only one stressed about back to school as much as you celebrate it. You're not ready for cold and flu season to roll in, and you're battening down the hatches for the first sign of a tickly throat. You're tired of constantly trying to figure out what media is appropriate for your kid, and how to control them watching it. There is only so much Bluey you can stand, but you might not want to risk it on YouTube. You're cutting up grapes to a non-chokeable size only for them to be thrown straight on the ground. You know it gets easier as it goes, but it also gets harder. Every new age comes with different challenges. And you're never quite done with your job.