A Fresh Batch of 26 Funny DIY Fails from Hobbyist Handymen Who Really Should Have Called a Contractor

There's an old saying that goes "measure twice, cut once," which is a lovely piece of wisdom that assumes the person holding the saw has any intention of measuring even one time. In reality, most DIY projects follow a slightly different formula: eyeball it once, panic halfway through, improvise with whatever's within arm's reach, and then post the result online with a caption that somehow makes it sound intentional. This is that post.And there's another (sort of) saying (because it's the lyrics to Radiohead's Just) that goes:You do it to yourself, you doAnd that's what really hurtsIs that you do it to yourself, just youYou and no one elseYou do it to yourselfYou do it to yourself